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You're not my life, but you're the one Iwant to spend it with. You're not myworld, but you're the best thing in it.

Be YOU, because the person you are trying to be is already taken.

Success Rule15: Don't take yourselftoo seriously. Look at situations morejovially and you'll be happier andmore popular.

So.. Friends are like boobs. Some arebig, some are small. Some are real &some are fake.

LOVE TRIANGLEken, my girlfriend always wants me toscream in bed instead of her, she beat me upevery time we have sex the other day she mademe cry even the neighbors heard, she is toorough in bed what can I do?? Can I go to my xwho liked me how I was?Jonte moi

How sad to be tagged anominated thief with only months to theelections. Poor Shebesh

High sexual desire means "cover theface n fire the place"

Fellow kenyans, letz b wise, letz #vote peace n stability...we cant afford sanctions ¡ the expense of afew leaders#kenyakwanza

I'm not going to beg anyone to talk to me. If you don't want to speak to me, say it so I can delete your number and whatever else of you.

Something's vibratingin my pocket, and it'snot my joy buzzer.Honk honk!

PLEASE ERECTION GO DOOOOWN!!!!!like if you have been there guys

Remember that leadership is about influenceand impact, not title and accolades.

If women didn't exist, all the money inthe world would have no meaning.

Kama kizungu kinakushinda tumia Kiswahili tu. I won't think less of you. Ona gikuyu ti kiuru

Laleni poa

I'd be lying if I said I don't miss you.

When recognising a persons face you use the right side of your brain.

If you want a perfect guy then go andbuy a supermom spiderman batmanobama n other cause I'm not perfect,I'm me.

mwanamke ni poem

If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn't be fighting for a spot.

Ladies, guys want you to keep yourpussy clean and wet!

So prez #Kibaki has refused to signthe Gratuity Bill that would have seen#Kenyan MPs get about $100,000.That's what u call "Check Mate"

Don't let your Affection give you aInfection ., Put some Protection onthat Erection !!!

A saloon car has hit a motorcyclist on Mombasa Road, opposite Vitafoam Mattresses.

It's funny how fast I can wake up when I realize I overslept.