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The more you sweat in practice, theless you bleed in battle.

If two people are happy together.. Youleave them the fuck alone

Why be fake? In the end, the truthcomes out and when that happens,you're standing alone.

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I like randomly calling my friends andtelling them I just saw their girlfriendat the club as I sit on my bed playingsad songs.

I judge chics bythe smell of their farts

Don't ask for my opinion and get madwhen I tell you the truth.

LOVLY 9TINI walevi

Minister Wekesa says it is suicidal forHon. Alfred Sambu to quit the ODM.He says he will talk to him.

You got one shot, one chance, oneopportunity to live your life; so don'thold back and live each day as if itwas your last.

"'The Girl is Mine' / 'Life's A Bitch', sothe whole world is mine"

How much dub would a dubstep step ifa dubstep could step dub?

I wonder if all of the clothes in Chinasay, Made around the corner.

Sasa dem akona basin pussy si siku atazaa si mtoiatatoka kiJason dunford

Whoever gave people the mentalitythat being fat is being healthy andcontrariwise really ejaculated in theirbrains

Bitchplease, My phone battery last longerThan your relationships.

My mind is like "LETS DO THIS SHIT"but my body is like "calm downmotherfucker"

hahahaha mna maneno sana ateekitunguu ya nini???

I wanna be the person you fall forwhen everybody else is falling for you.

Most girls say they want a "Good guy" but when they meet him they keep him in the friend Zone, chase after jerks, & end u

[...]rnd & Send her namba 2meAm a professional "ANTIVIRUS"!! I wunt let u down!?

Utajuaje dame ni wa ocha.?..b4 ngono anakushow ufunge curtain na muingie ndani ya blanketi...

Anyone who RUNS around trying toRUN me down will RUNaway in thelong RUN because I RUN things withthe one who RUNS the universe.

A blow job actually massages the jaw,while burning anywhere from 30-50calories per session.

That person in every class who thinks they're Albert Einstein. Calm your tits.