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I might be out of my depth on pop culture, but when did Donald Trump marry Michael Jackson? https://t.co/vp1bJ6HR7L

I wish my email had tapbacks.

It's fascinating we set up our credit system this way. That there are beneficiaries to it belies the system's conflicted agency.

My. Hood. Foreboding much? #portland https://t.co/tNx07yLpXj

RT @katefeetie: ?A stranger's just a friend you haven't disappointed yet?

"So, you're a plate." "I'm more aspiring to be a bowl?" "But you're a plate." "I don't like labels..." #coyplate https://t.co/1Cmf3K5rep

@TechCrunch not only sends spam—when you hit their unsubscribe link—they just ask how many tickets you want to buy https://t.co/Uq4ukKNQhe

So people with iPhone 7's are going to get pushed into pools—just in time for fall!

Nice mural! #portland #bridgetownaikido https://t.co/g7cySqdUBG

#portlandart what building couldn't use a small flying purple bot? https://t.co/Zw4HkXgIwP

Or the wall https://t.co/gwqWCK5W41

Anyone in#Portland who is #ClemsonFamily know where in town to catch #ClemvsAub? #cu #allin #solidorange

Looks like #DonaldDrumpf just announced his potential housing secretary #scram https://t.co/bZweSUuBs3

This seem fair for someone whose worked with Trump. Penn Jillette “However bad you think he is, he’s worse” https://t.co/71gbsrcBZe

This announcer's name is Brock Huard. [I'm next in line; insert your own joke]

We are with you.

Reaching out nowhere! https://t.co/tAVxzFI0DP

Like when you say, "I trained literally every day," what you mean is "I trained fucking every day." #PSA

For the moment, my retirement plan consists of solar energy, a good robot, and my poop https://t.co/95rLeDspvn

Nice truck. https://t.co/qJPekaWaCA

Tom! #tomandjerry #keepportlandweird https://t.co/R4PgRMfatC

What is the point of this door? https://t.co/8BJc2HYhrG

Oh. So Enchantress is Gozer. Wait. Which movie did I see? #SuicideSquad

Just had a daydream about time traveling to a bar to fist fight my Dad. I'd lose :(

I write like it matters. Whether it's worth money is above my pay grade. (@AmieMcnee, @texasmacguy)