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When you are trying to mix disciplines, it is amazingly easy to find they overlap in odd places.

I have just been doing a template where I have a foreach statement retrieving values from some blocks. My variable would be, quite understandably $thisblock.

In the style that is common with such things, I dutifully wrote:

foreach($thisblocks as $thisblock)

Then, as I looked at it, and before I could stop myself, the writer side of me kicked in and I corrected it to:

foreach($theseblocks as $thisblock)

There is no hope for me....

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Had a confusing one yesterday as I have a page field called areas and another called sectors (as in business sectors).

Because I omitted the word business from the front of sectors and was doing something reasonably complex I created my own pagearray and them had to deal with foreach loops of areas, sectors and areasectors all on the same page. Oh, and services which looks similar to sectors when you're going cross-eyed.

I guess the moral of the story for me was to take a break more often and give things more descriptive names for the sake of a few extra characters.

Also, if you give a field a singular name as only one option will be selected in your initial plans, don't be afraid to change the name it plural if you then go on to allow multiple selections - you will probably only have to change a small section of code but it will preserve your sanity so you don't do silly things like foreach $page->area as $area as that's the sort of thing I then correct with an s on the end and it all falls apart and much head-scratching ensues ;)

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But, to be fair, when the Finnish use compound words, they do not put any nice clues in - for instance, where to take a breath!

Järjestelmä - System 

Epäjärjestelmä - Unsystem 

Epäjärjestelmällisyys - Unsystematicality 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellinen - Something that is seen as unsystematicality 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttää - To make something/-one be seen as unsystematicality 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämätön - One that hasn't made something be seen as unsystematicality / Something that hasn't been made be seen as unsystematicality 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämättömyys - The act of not having made something be seen as unsystematicality 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämättömyydellä - With the act of not having made something be seen as unsystematicality 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämättömyydellänsä - With his/her act of not having made something be seen as unsystematicality. 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämättömyydellänsäkään - Not even with his act of not having made something be seen as unsystematicality. 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänkö - Is it not even with his act of not having made something be seen as unsystematicality. 

Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän - I wonder if it's not with his act of not having made something be seen as unsystematicality.

source: http://www.finlandforum.org/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9172

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See what I mean?

When I used to do those programmes for Finnish Broadcasting, some of the words used to be the full length of the line.

Even Erkki Toivanen (who was Finnish) used to fall over them.

"Stupid language!" he used to say. "Who's idiotic idea was it to base the written version on Hungarian!!!!" (or whatever it was based on - long time ago this!)

And he was the script writer too....

PS: I should add a little apocryphal story I was told at a party held by Finnish Broadcasting at the Finnish Consulate - one of the most drunken affairs I have ever attended! (This was over 20 years ago, so I hope I do it justice)

"Once upon a time, the Finnish people were the happiest people in the world. They loved the cold, they loved the snow and ice, and they were very fond of Reindeer and Vodka (though not necessarily in that order).

"Then one day, a very clever Fin said 'We have all this knowledge about Reindeer but we have no way of writing it down - and after all the Vodka, are in severe risk of forgetting it all! Lets invent a written language.

"And so they looked for someone who could help, and they found this lovely old chap who had been a teacher in a far away land. They asked him, did he know any written languages and could he invent one for them? Of course he could, he told them, and went away to do it.

"The Fins could hardly wait. Perhaps it would be like their Anglo Saxon friends - very clipped and to the point - or like the odd Frenchman they had met with his soft tones and latin.

"So, they asked the old man when he arrived with his new dictionary. What language is this based on? 

"Hungarian.

"That was many years ago and now the Fins are sad and fed up with their written language and the amount of vodka they drink has gone through the roof.

"They still know a lot about cooking reindeer, however."

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Epäjärjestelmällisyydellistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän - I wonder if it's not with his act of not having made something be seen as unsystematicality.

My goodness me! Longest word I've seen in my life, by quite a margin. :blink: Now, I have to say I visited Finland some years ago and really liked how Finnish sounds. It was so different to anything else I had been exposed to (language wise), that I simply loved it!

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