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RT @artbytesslyn: I had a hard time leaving my childhood home, so I wanted to make a tribute to it. #illustration #animation #artistsontwit…

@ChevroletCanada Is HTML even a programming language?

RT @BlvckGrip: are you http because ://

RT @catesish: Unmute this, then have a chill Friday. https://t.co/P8DgXcq06b

RT @vineyille: "Hey what's today's date?" Neil deGrasse Tyson: You mean on the cosmic calendar? "No Neil, not on the goddamn cosmic calenda…

I don't do the new years resolutions but I think I'm gonna do it for 2017... i'm pretty pumped. Here's my first one: - Have goals & dreams

RT @TheCritninja: Calgary is full of C.A.V.E. people - Citizens Against Virtually Everything. #yyccc

lol is this real life https://t.co/9GUqDKG2Of

Why doesn't the iPhone 7 have wireless charging yet?

RT @PeachCoffin: Tfw you do so many kegels that your vag becomes an event horizon and swallows the rest of you and you vanish into the unfo…

Especially after my PR squat this morning.

Eventually these religious folks are gonna hafta get with the times. https://t.co/PQc5v3lJjo

RT @CalgaryRage: Represent your RAGE with pride! Here is our online store ready to take your orders now!... https://t.co/XHDX9rtiAA

I don't usually post a lot of code humour but this is alright. https://t.co/FLfTUoev5P

Well I guess it's a life of sadness and failure for me then. https://t.co/lqXrQ2Iak7

@femsplain ??? (I adopted a kitty)

Ti-Cats you're killing it today

"Bryan Burnham turns on the after burners" nice

From my mom today outta the blue #PokemonGo https://t.co/BlMPFkgbap

@GoDaddyHelp I'm having FTP issues with the connection timing out. Is this getting fixed? thanks

RT @KalvinMacleod: INTERVIEWER: can you give me an example where you were helpful to a coworker? ME: I cannot

RT @nrrrdcore: tfw you discover your self-worth https://t.co/MrdJOuLfwU

RT @randomriotfan: GAME DAY! Women's Nationals! Come watch live at Mosaic Stadium! ABvsQC 4PM & NBvsSK 7:30PM. I'll be live tweeting from…

RT @bitchwhocodes: Struggle doesn't make you weak. It doesn't make you incapable. It keeps you real. It makes you strong. Struggle is a sig…

RT @sixthformpoet: It's so ridiculous that bees just wander into your house like it's nothing, then behave like idiots when you put your fa…